Haiku

I hacked up my husband
And I realized that my three children
have been watching.

(This is a tribute to Shuson Kato,a famous Japanese haiku poet)

Holi.

It was holi.
She was 16 and she was high on bhaang.
And she was so high on bhaang that she didnt even know that she was playing with red colours.
It was blood.
Her parent's blood.

The Icecream.

The corner lit ice cream store in Germany.
What made me crave for icecream on a windy chilly evening,I do not know.
I checked for the choices of sundaes on the menu.


*The Rolling EyesCream.
*The Finger licker.
*Dollops of mind.


The Rolling Eyescream,it is.
They put a scoop of butterscotch along with another of vanilla. And laced it around with choco sauce.
Then they took the baby, scooped out its eyes with a spoon and put it on the top with the blood flowing down.
Well,they did mention a cherry on top.

The Stepfather.

As a kid,his stepfather used to strangle him and beat him with a cane on his neck.

So when he grew up ,he gave the stepfather his daily dosage of medicines.

After breakfast,he used to smash a toe with a hammer.The lunch dose was a slit on the tongue.And the dinner was practising greek alphabets on his skull,with a knife.

He treated them with alcohol and salt,at the end of the day.

When the first month ended,he left the stepfather in the basement with a rat family.

Window.

It was an open secret on why the house never got sold.
Though it had an awesome view with killer windows.Yes,Killer Windows.Murderers.
You put your head out of the window to enjoy the view and the window shutter will beat down upon your head.And it continues,till the skull is cracked open and the brain oozes out.Somewhat like a guillotine,but without a blade.
No wonder they painted it red,to mask the blood.tch-tch.

The Wife.

My wife has not been eating lately.She gives most of the cooked food to the kids and leaves their leftovers for me.But that was ok,except that she has not been eating anything.
So,one day,after work,when she hit the shower,I rummaged through her handbag and found some bones.
Human bones.