The Machine

Year 2215.

8 year old Sappy heard his dad, talk over the phone, about the Machine.

One night, he sneaked into his dad's private room and pulled off the cover of the Machine.

It looked like a vending machine.

There was a red button which said Decapitate.

He didn't know what the word meant, so he clicked it anyway.

Gulliver's Travels

Crack Crack,
Their bones went,
And splash splash
The blood.
As Mighty Lemuel Gulliver stepped on the Lilliputs.

The Woodcutter's son

Sometime in the Medival ages,Tubbah was the son of a woodcutter.
He had these recurring dreams,everytime he came back after chopping up wood.
Once he dreamt he was chopping off head of the king with his father's brand new axe.
When he shuffled about his bed early morning, little did he hear the Thump sound on the wooden floor.
The head of the king had just dropped from his bed, and stared at him sleep with its glazy eyes.

The Writer

Andreas Lodem was a horror fictionist.

His latest novel was about a mother who ate up her husband, when she was in labour.

The book explicitly details how the meat of the husband comforted her, while the baby was being pushed out.

They say Andreas was born like that.

When a blood laced crying baby Andreas came out of his mother's womb, all he saw was his father's half eaten body and his smiling face.

When asked, Andreas said its a joke.